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field goal

When a bitch is layin on her back and you stand at her head while shes givin you head, when your about to nut you pull out and donky punch her in the stomach causing her legs to shoot straight up then you shoot your load through her legs better know as the uprights
Dave "man you shoulda seen that field goal last night"
steve " what are you talking about there wasent even a game on last night?"
Dave " no man im talking about your sister, i gave that bitch the fieldgoal last night"

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"man i hit a field goal from that hoes dresser all the way to the other side of the bed, it was at least a 60 yarder"
by Random_989 December 2, 2007
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by Anonymous June 18, 2003
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Pilgrim field hockey team

The best girl's field hockey team in Rhode Island. These girls are insanely good, so much so that they are the envy of other teams. They have great team spirit, and have received awards for their sportsmanship. But you don't want to mess with them either, you will get crushed. The girls on this team are talented, beautiful, and hilarious, plus, they all look gorgeous in their kilts. If your team has to compete with Pilgrim, expect to lose.
Field Hockey Player 1: We are playing the Pilgrim field hockey team today.
Field Hockey Player 2: Aww, we're gonna lose. But we'll have fun, they're a good time!
by yeahbrahh December 19, 2011
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you have failed me

The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.
You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.
by Intelligence001 September 5, 2019
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Field Pudding

"My momma's momma used to love eating watermelon out on them cotton fields...she calls it field pudding"

Darneesha: Hey Shanequa what's for desert tonight?
Shanequa: I just got some watermelon on my food stamps
Darneesha: Ummm umm umm I just love that field pudding!
by Big Man of Men February 26, 2009
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Field Goal

Throwing a turd over a shower rod on an unsuspecting roommate.
Nigel wouldn't get out of the shower, so I Field Goal'd his sorry ass.
by psychosquid February 6, 2012
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Fielding

The Ultimate Rock-star. A legend of town.

Known for his Jim Morrison Traits.
Man that Fielding was wasted on everything last night. Jim Morrison the real!
by gaygeo January 2, 2010
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