fixes the cable

Yet another term for sexual intercourse. Coitus. The physical act of love.

The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

by jesster79 April 2, 2018

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Alaskan Firedragon

The act of numbing the penis with novocane, then letting it set. Then go back and rub flame retardent lubricant on the "shaft" of a penis and just before the male climaxes you light his penis on fire for 5 seconds. Have a bucket of water to put it out.
*for trained professionals
*be careful of cauterizing of the urethra

Thing one: my husbands and I sex life is on the rocks. We tried everything we could think of.
Thing two: Did you try the Alaskan Firedragon? I hear its hot.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 April 20, 2017

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Fifed

when you have been schooled in fifa

"dude you just got fifed."

by crmlsoccer17 October 17, 2008

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you're fired

A top definition that urbandictionary admins chose for November 3rd because he hates Trump. He thinks he finally fired Trump.

Democrat: DONALD TRUMP!!!!! YOU'RE FIRED
Sane person: here he goes again...

by 5256662 November 7, 2020

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Your Fired

To lose a job permanently. 2). Your fired - also is another way to call someone a idiot or moron.

I will pay 50 dollars to wash the car, why did you wash the car with acid. Your Fired!

by Chappie72 December 26, 2016

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foxed

The word used to describe what happened last night. But it doesnt mean anything other than making out, fingering, and handjob giving/receiving. If you foxed someone or fox someone that means that you(if you were a guy) made out with her and fingered her and she gave you a handjob.

Guy One: What did you and Alex do last night after the party?
Guy Two: We foxed.
Guy Four point Five: AWWWW SAH-WEET MAN!!!! DUDE ID BONE HER TOO!!!
Guy Two: Okay....?
Guy One: Dude wtf? Where did he come from?
Guy Two: I dont know. I thought you locked him in the closet.
Guy One: I guess he came out of the closet.
Guy Two: AWW sweet joke man!........fag.........

by theonlyone April 3, 2005

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