Father Christmas

One of Santa Claus' many pseudonyms, along with:
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.

Sammy: Mommy said Father Christmas might come tomorrow if I do all my chores today.
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?

by Jinad October 17, 2022

father terry

A paedophile who works at a catholic girls school as an excuse to watch girls and even creates a judo club so he can gain physical contact with them. Also likes to eat insects and spit on people when he talks.

Oh god, there's father terry, watch out

by artyfartybitch November 11, 2015

Fathering Juice

Male ejaculate.

Oh no, I've released my fathering juice preemptively.

by nihlismrules December 9, 2011

father-encloser

A "politically-correct" alternative to motherfucker, apparently for use to refer to women. The reference is to "enclosing" dick in fanny.

Actually, for a PC term, I think it's actually quite cool. c.f. father-engulfer.

George W Bush is a motherfucker, and Condaleeza Rice is a father-encloser.

Shut up, you stupid cock-sucking father-encloser!

by Andy April 27, 2004

founding fathers

A group of kids from Fremont, that organize parties

hey bud, you goin to the founding fathers party this weekend?

by jimmayd November 27, 2007

fathers boyfriend

pauls dad is your dads boyfriend and they fucked eachother in the ass they made u!

pauls dad and your dad fucked again last night your fathers boyfriend made you a brother









haha paul From: Chris C.

by stumpy justin April 16, 2005

father whitton

A person in a position of management who makes advances at his employees children. Appears to be friendly only to strike when least expected.

The boss just went Father Whitton on my son.

by LB the GM January 19, 2010