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Family Day

(n.) A Public holiday celebrated by societies where kicking one's kids out of the house once they turn 18 and sending one's parents to nursing homes when they grow old are expected.

(n.) A time when people who have had no contact with their family for a year give their family a two minutes call.
I haven't heard from my son in a year so I decided to call him on Family Day.

I went to visit my mom at the nursing home on Family Day. That's when I found out she passed away months ago.
by kLid March 7, 2011
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Beaucoup Family

Any family large enough to form a basketball team, in any combination of just children and parent, or just children (including adult and minor children). Or;

A family of at least 5 children, including a baby mama plus children from disparate baby daddies; or a baby daddy plus children from disparate baby mamas.
Hey, that kid Mark from Bio class knocked up that ho bag Stacy, and she’s already saying she’s gonna have the kid. Mark has more kids in his beaucoup family than any of the actual fathers in our class.

I finally told my mom that I’m preggers again. She flipped out, and was like: “You know, people are going to think we’re from the ghetto.” And then she walked out. I wanted to be like “Be-atch, I’m a lawyer, I make 6 figures, I own my own house, and I drive a lightly-used Lexus- my beaucoup family of 6 kids will be movin’ on up into Holmby Hills- NOT the ghetto!”
by Perpetua Style March 20, 2023
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apple family

a family which only uses Mac computers
son "hey dad can i get a windows computer"

dad " sorry son we are an apple family"
by wh1tet1m October 28, 2014
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Family Cloth

Reusable toilet paper. It is made of fabric and is washed and reused. This is supposed to be better for the environment than disposable toilet paper.
The same thinking is behind reusable menstrual pads and diapers. Family cloth takes it one step further
While visiting the eco-hippies I had to wipe my ass with family cloth
by Elvira74 August 23, 2010
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Ruuben's family

A group of stupid chavvy people who are fat and 'ugly.' These type of people would do stupid things like slapping random people
Lol Ruuben's Family
by Gshdgdhdbd August 4, 2019
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Family Tradition

When my family member feels one brewing they ask someone to pull their finger.
After a heaping helping of Jeremiah's wild mountain dogs and beans we participate in the family tradition.
by gbfgbfgbf September 28, 2019
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Brewer family

Strict parents, with a fully English background. Really hot blonde sister bit of a sket, another sister not as hot but nice. Wankstain son, tiny dick wanks off non stop, but gay and no friends
Look at him he must be from a Brewer family
by Knowledge£ April 1, 2019
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