not even in a month of sundays

the phrase not even in a month of sundays means you will never do something, even if it was a month of sundays, which is impossible

John: "What about her?"
Matt: "Not even in a month of Sundays!"

by --ee-- October 7, 2023

Even

The most sexy and hottest person in the the world. He are drunk at least 3 times in a week and love parties. Everybody know who Even is.

-Who's that guy over there?

-Ohhhh, thats Even!!

by Hamburger69 February 24, 2017

not even going to fap

A phrase that is sure to replace the widely used ”not (even) gonna lie”

Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)

by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019

i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023

good afternoon, good evening and goodnight

A quote said by Jim Carrey in the truman show, also present in the end of the movie.

"Say something, goddamnit! You're on television. You're live to the whole world!"

"In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight *proceeds to just leave*"

by anonymous August 11, 2024

Even the worm will turn

“Even the worm will turn" is an English language expression used to convey the message that even the meek, the most docile and submissive, will retaliate when pushed too far.

After years of mistreatment, Sully finally stood up for himself—proof that even the worm will turn.

by Shae.s February 1, 2025

And even if God can't...

You know what I'm going to say right?

Hym "And even if God can't..."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025