not even in a month of sundays

the phrase not even in a month of sundays means you will never do something, even if it was a month of sundays, which is impossible

John: "What about her?"
Matt: "Not even in a month of Sundays!"

by --ee-- October 7, 2023

i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023

good afternoon, good evening and goodnight

A quote said by Jim Carrey in the truman show, also present in the end of the movie.

"Say something, goddamnit! You're on television. You're live to the whole world!"

"In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight *proceeds to just leave*"

by anonymous August 11, 2024

not even going to fap

A phrase that is sure to replace the widely used ”not (even) gonna lie”

Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)

by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019

economic evener

when the government increases and fades out your nine different types of intelligence to keep the economy even.

The economic evener had the major cities be comprised of about the same amount of people working in certain professions.

by Coop Dupe March 20, 2020

even-triggered

someone who is reserved on the trigger

you'r low on ammo, be even-triggered and pick the most impotent targets.

by suguvAkuma April 11, 2017

Even

An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.

Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.

That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.

Even- also a name that derives from the Norse name of evindyr (correct me if I’m wrong with spelling.)

Even, my dad, went to the store to get milk.

by TheDictionaryDog372 June 19, 2022