Eric

A mystical creature. He's like a tiny tan unicorn. When you see this guy you will understand. Cock and balls. When he walks he is followed by rainbow rivers danced on by tiny sparkling butterflies. It takes your breath away to the point that it hurts. No one can explain it to you. One day you will understand till then i'm sorry I tried. I love the dick.

Did you see Eric when he walked by I think I saw a ladybug tap dancing. Well maybe it was Moth. Why aren't moths considered pretty like butterflies. I really like moths they remind me of that fancy guy named Eric.

by That lady loves it August 20, 2013

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a legendary BAMF viking warrior who's tall buffed out body is crowned with hair of fire and filled with a heart of gold that is always there to give strength to his comrades in arms. He enjoys hurling large heavy objects long distances for fun and he is known for his skills at rocking out on the bass. He is impervious to anything the world attempts to throw at him. Though his only known weakness is the sun. but that isn't that big of a deal because of the great advances in sunblock technology. Upon meeting this legendary Eric if you are a woman you will automatically feel the urge to be with him and if you are a guy you will wish to be him. He is a bro of the highest quality. no homo.

"eric come over here i need you to help me move this large heavy object/reach something up high."

by big_fudge64 September 25, 2011

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Eric Harris

Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold walked into Columbine highschool with some guns on April 20th, 1999.
Most famous school shooter.
Exclusively ate cinniminis, wore a trenchcoat and played the video game DOOM.

Eric Harris hated the world.

by shedevil April 4, 2004

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