edward town middle school

Where do I start.... well the school is made up of an odd mix of kids. I’d say 20% maddd ghetto, 40% emo/edgy 🤮, 20% popular/preppy, 10% gay kids (some really awesome but some mad annoying), and 10% is made up of actually decent people. Most of the teachers are feminists and that gets hella annoying. Also we have pretty bad modified teams (and some JV). Half the kids have awesome grades in everything always and the other half are literally failing, and have been since day one; there’s no inbetween. The 6th graders act like they’re in high school. Our band and our choir really suck. Also Kids get beaten up every day, some have to go to the hospital. One kid even committed suicide from the hate he got from his classmates (we are NOT going to talk about it right now) and that is very very sad I’m sorry to everyone that knew him. So yea our school is not great but it’s also not exactly terrible in my opinion.

Uh oh, did you here my friend (insert name) got thrown into the wall today at Edward Town Middle School?

by ImGoodAtFortnite May 19, 2018

harry edward styles

the most attractive man you will ever lay your eyes on. not to mention he is possibly the sweetest human to ever live, and funny too. sadly, he belongs to boo bear.

hey did you know if you search up harry styles one direction on the giphy thing for urban dictionary louis pops up?

they're soul mates. harry edward styles and louis william tomlinson <33

by thatgirlmic July 3, 2021

edward scissorhands

cutest movie ever!!! <33

johnny depp was super-cute in it.

by iheartjohnnydepp March 31, 2004

Edward Cullen

The seemingly perfect boyfriend that has carefully thought about killing you

numerous times and skillfully emotionally abuses you, lowering your already low

self-esteem to the point where you no longer put value on your own life if it

doesn’t involve him.

When dating an Edward Cullen you won’t be able to

1. go anywhere without him
2. do anything for yourself because to him you are just a helpless little girl

who was just lucky to live for seventeen years without him
3. go see your best friend
4. live a normal life without him

After dating an Edward Cullen you will

1. try to kill yourself
2. have a boy who really cares about you pick up the pieces

by twilightiscrap123 May 13, 2009

Edward

Totally hot person. He's the guy you wanna go out with 24/7 amirite
He's blonde and tall and o my jesus dat ass
Often has a fierce ass last name
Who wouldn't want a piece of Edward?

- Look at dat edward
- He's such a bae
- amirite

by Celleeen March 13, 2015

Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen is a weirdo, who is in fact ugly and will creep into your mom's bedroom, (and is sparkly).

Edward Cullen is gonna come into your mom's bedroom tonight.

by K-$&SS October 16, 2009

Edward Fancy Hands

Edward Fancy Hands is very similar to Edward 40 Hands except...more fancy. Instead of taping a 40 to each hand, you tape a 750mL bottle of wine to each hand. Same rules apply as for Edward 40 Hands. This is not to be attempted by novice drinkers, even though the game is similar to Edward 40 Hands, the outcome is much different.

A person after Edward 40 Hands:
"Wow I'm nice and drunk but I still know what I'm doing and having fun!"

A person after Edward Fancy Hands:
*belligerently screaming* "Hey bitch, show me your boobs!"

by donkeyass March 25, 2007