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Epic Beard Man

Aka Thomas Bruso, a true legend.

EBM (a 67 year old) was on an AC transit bus talking to his friend, when an ignorant thug (who turns out to be murderer) picks a verbal fight with him. EBM moves to the front to stop himself handing out a beating, but thug leaves him no choice by lashing out. EBM beat his ass down, busting his nose in the process.

The video of the incident was posted up on Youtube, and became a fast-growing internet hit shortly afterwards- prompting many news articles.

Random facts about EBM:

-Is a war veteran (Vietnam)
-Wore a t-shirt with 'I am a motherfucker' emblazoned on the back
-Now has a pair of Stacy Adams shoes
Epic Beard Man: "Don't fuck with senior citizens, they're gonna surprise you once in a while"
by umar_i February 20, 2010
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epic fail

The highest form of fail known to man. Reaching this level of fail means only one thing:

You must die, or the world will fail itself due to such an extreme level of failage.
<Noob>:OMG I gotz teh myspaces n mah yootoobs rool n sutf n u sux cuz u has no myscapes!

<Me>: Epic fail.
by Lawligation November 14, 2007
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Epic Games: "Thank you for submitting your request. A member of our Player Support Team will respond as quickly as possible."

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epic beard man

A man wearing a fanny pack with an epic beard who defended himself by punching his attacker repeatedly on a city transit bus in the United States.
Did you see that epic beard man on YouTube?
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Epps

Epps is a word in boston known to describe how many times you have shot at someone/ your opps
Person 1: Yo niggas jus got 2 epps yesterday night.
Person 2: Say on dead dawgz. I got one epp on me rn.
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alcoholics eponymous

A group for people who have the same name as an alcoholic beverage.
Jack: Hi, my name's Jack - Jack Daniels and I've had this name all my life.

All: Hi Jack. Welcome to alcoholics eponymous.
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