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Dick Craving Disorder

Dick Craving Disorder (often referred to as D.C.D.) is when a female of any age is on a 'dick rampage' and is sleeping or doing anything sexual with tons of guys non-stop.
Usually caused by losing virginity, having sex with a person good in bed or by getting D.C.D. from the male, the male can have D.C.D. but will not be effected by the disorder, he will simply carry the disorder and give it to whom ever he sleeps with.
Kevin: 'Yo Jim i finally took Tina's virginity'
Jim: "Damn Kevin you're the man"
Kevin: 'Yeah, but ever since then she dumped me and slept with 5 other guys and this happen 2 days ago'
Jim: "Damn bruh she got the Dick Craving Disorder"
by _The_Realist_ March 7, 2011
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compulsive housewife disorder

A condition found in young women characterised by an uncontrollable urge to cook and clean for family and friends, and otherwise take care of them the way a housewife would, though the subject is not married or a mother. Also known as CHD.
My compulsive housewife disorder kicked in at that party last night. I cleaned up vomit, nursed a few unconscious girls, and cooked breakfast in the morning.
by HighWire June 23, 2006
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Clique Sexuality Disorder

abbreviated to C.S.D.

The phenomenon of being sexually attracted to all or many people within the same social/ friendship group, as opposed to specific individuals.
It’s not that I’m a whore . . . I have Clique Sexuality Disorder.
by Kendal Boy March 7, 2008
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Cosplay Personality Disorder

A common sensation amongst cosplayers in which they cosplay a character, and said character develops an alternate persona in their head. The character does not take over their consciousness, but often comments on their lives, and can sometimes influence them to do somethin (or else character will complain. relentlessly.) Can be likened to a very annoying, but tolerable alter-ego.

This is also a common ailment for writers and online roleplayers as well.
Person 1: Since when did you start drinking Earl Grey Tea every morning?

Person 2: My inner (character) wanted it.

Person 1: Looks like you have Cosplay Personality Disorder.
by lotsofppl August 2, 2011
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AssAnna Disorder

Someone Who has no idea what the hell they are saying and need to stuf the fuck up.
Anna Said you suck and do you know why becuse she sucks and do't want anyone to know it.
by Steven May 6, 2005
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attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB)

A person with an attention span less than one second due to chronic masturbation, video gaming and schnauzer banging as a youth. People with this condition can't even commit to taking a shit when they are already on the toilet. The only way to grab their attention is to talk about fakies, jeeps, weed or seven different kinds of smoke.
Brah, my boss's attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB) is off the charts. He was spanking his monkey the other day and he forgot what he was doing!
by Granuppie January 13, 2010
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Small Tit Disorder

Better known as a STD. This is a very real disorder affecting some people in their daily lives. Makes some women’s tits almost non existent besides the nipple.
Olivia: Omg! I figured out that I have a STD!!
Annalise: No way! I’m suffering from a small tit disorder too! Twinsies!
by coolkiddo August 6, 2019
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