Social Distancing

Keeping your Corona breath away from everyone else 5ft bitch

some bitch: keep yo stank ass corona cough away from me hoe, its social distancing

by SimpTings April 2, 2020

Reasonable scrolling distance

The distance (usually measured in swipes) that a lazy American will scroll down a webpage or social media feed before giving up.
Often used with the preceding word "beyond" or in the acronym RSD

Bob: did you see my tweet?
Joe: naw man, it must've been beyond reasonable scrolling distance

by Einstine August 17, 2015

anti-disestablishmentarianism

Something to do with the CofE?

Now for a nice discussion topic: Anti-disestablishmentarianism

by Is too good for your ears April 22, 2003

Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008

at a distance

When someone mentions a post or message and you remember seeing it but don't remember where you saw it.

Person 1: Didn't you see that post about The Dress on Twitter?
Person 2: Oh, I think I saw that at a distance.

Person 1: Did you hear about that man doing yoga on the subway tracks?
Person 2: No way, where'd you see it?
Person 1: I don't know, I think I saw it at a distance.

by emboda September 19, 2016

Ara Ara distance

It's the distance between an Onee-chan and a Shota which is approximent the size of the Onee-chan's boobs x3 or x4 depending on the size.

You talking mad shit in ara ara distance

by q.q.q.q April 1, 2019

destang

v. to eat crow or to make humble.

I hate that he was right and and I wasn't, now I have to destang and that's stanged up.

by Kenya August 12, 2005