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dance porn

The films that showcase seventy-five percent filler material created for the sole purpose of featuring choreographic orgasms. i.e., Step Up, Step Up 2, You Got Served, etc.
Man, I had no desire to go clubbin' last night, but after some dance porn, I couldn't get out the door fast enough.
by gapingmaw August 27, 2009
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D-Qwon's Dance Grooves

Dance video referenced in the 2004 movie Napolean Dynamite. Napolean learns his dance moves from this video.
Video:Welcome to D-Qwon's dance grooves, are you ready to get your groove on?

Napoleon Dynamite: Yes.

Video: D-Qwon: All right then.
by blindmellowjelly December 20, 2010
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Mattress Dance

Bill and Maria performed a mattress dance in front of their video camera last night!
by Me69 March 30, 2006
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Not the daddy dance

On the maury show, when a paternity test shows that the man being tested is not the father, and the woman runs off like a trick ass ho, this is the dance that the man does. The man usually does it with elaborate flourish, including but not limited to:
1. Asking female audience members for phone numbers.
2. High-fiving or pounding members of the audience.
3. Helping the janitors clean backstage in a fit of joy.
4. Cartwheels

Such dances increase in satisfaction when more people have been tested by the woman, and also in proportion to the percentage sure the woman is that he is the father (i.e. a woman who claims to be 100% sure that the man is the father will get a lesser dance than one who claims to be 1000% sure.)
Maury: "You are NOT the father!"
Trick ass ho: "Oh Lawd!" (runs offstage)
Not the daddy: "HELL YEAH! I TOLD YO ASS! TRIFLIN' ASS SKANK!" (Cartwheel leading into other elaborate moves in the not the daddy dance.
by Dirty V May 13, 2006
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School Dance

Like any Dance, this is a time where it is acceptable for 13 year olds girls to dress as whores, and for boys to get away with sexual harassment. The only difference with a School Dance is, Your perverted teachers get to watch you "pop lock and drop it"
Girl #1 : Did you go to the School Dance on friday?
Girl #2 : Yah, Brad had his hands right up my skirt!
by Teleport5 March 31, 2009
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Fusion Dance

Fyooo...

<(' '<) ^(' ')^ (>' ')> <(' '<) ^(' ')^ (>' ')>

Sion...

<(' '<)(>' ')>

HAAA!!!

(>' ')><(' '<)

((<(0_0)>))

That is how you do the fusion dance.
Goten and Trunks did a fusion to become Gotenks and kicked the crap out of Majin Buu.

Related, Goku and Vegeta did the Fusion dance to become Gogeta to defeat Janemba and battle Omega Shenron.
by Durango June 26, 2006
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Danger noodle

"It looked like a danger noodle for a second, it was just a piece of wire"
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