Dork Tuft

An alternative modern name for the douche tag a male facial hair feature formerly known as a Soul Patch or Sax Player's Moustache.

It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.

Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.

"Nice suit, but unless this job interview is at a comic shop you probably want to go back in the bathroom and shave off that dork tuft."

by Phineas T July 5, 2009

dork snapper

one who bites the bubble created by his/her own farts in a bath tub.

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

dork nugget

A peice of whale penis chopped into little peices then fryed to a golden brown served with horseradish sauce.
Also used as an insult from one person to another

Ebony Bowers is a dork nugget!
Ebony Bowers loves dork nuggets and makes them every Thanksgiving.

by B Hodges November 30, 2011

Dork Thirty

A quote from an episode of MST3K.

"What time is it?"
"Dork thirty."

by Gossman666 April 23, 2007

Dork diaries

A corny book series about a girl freaking crying for no freaking reason and being dramatic as hell.

Nikki: omg he doesn’t like me cuz he brought a pizza at 9:00 pm lol
People with an in span over 12:BURN THE DARN BOOK WHAT THE HELL
Dork diaries

by Missyfit9 January 16, 2021

Dork Butt

Some one who is acting like a dork but also being a pain in the butt

joe is such a dork butt

by Shorty kitty February 23, 2009

dork sack

The slang for Ball sack or Testes.

Hey you fukkin dork sack, give it back.

Jerimiah Davenport is a Dork Sack.

by Mr Poodidoo January 2, 2008