colon carnage

The horrid sensation one experiences when having a bowel movement in which the liquified sloppy hot butt mud races violently towards its goal, destroying any and all organisms within one's intestinal tract as it flows towards porcelain heaven.

bro, sorry about your toilet. I experienced some major colon carnage.

by cockbroccoli November 27, 2011

Colon Camper

The turd lodged in the recesses of your colon that refuses to pass.

Bran muffin and the double prune smoothie be damned, that was one hell of a colon camper.

by kdbamaman November 16, 2012

Colon devils

Diarrhea.

Are you ok?

No, I have a bad case of colon devils and I've been in the bathroom all day.

by Survivor Bob December 18, 2012

Colon Jello

A thick substance that oozes from the rectum. Usually after the consumption and attempted digestion of Taco Bell.

"Cindy ate some of my colon jello with whipped cream."

by Logan Heckyes January 28, 2013

Clone Job

The act of two identical twins performing fellatio.

"Dude,I got the BEST clone job lastnight."

by Agntblkbooty April 21, 2013

Clonosexual

To have sex with ones clone.

Ben: I wonder if any of those guys in the clone army had sex with one another?
Sido-Dyas: Yeah that would make them a bunch of clonosexuals.

by WankerB December 14, 2013

clone factor

Your clone factor is the total number of you (yourself and your clones) that would be needed to complete all of your tasks effectively.

After Mary quit due to the high work load, my boss handed me all of her duties to do in addition to my own. My clone factor is now at least 2.

by HydroChief March 15, 2014