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cupcake crayons

the end product of when you take all the little bits of crayon that no one uses and melting them in the oven using a cupcake tin.
crazy teen: can we make cupcake crayons?

normal teen: uhmmmm why???

crazy: i ated the good crayons..... ^.^
by dinosaurismymiddlename November 10, 2009
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CumBerry CupCakes

When out of anger or love you ejaculate into cupcake batter then you serve it to an enemy or a lover
I swear to god I will serve you a platter of CumBerry Cupcakes
by DADDY CUMDROP June 8, 2017
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Cupcake Emo

Let's first clear this up, people: wearing black or painting your nails black doesnt mean you're emo. Cupcake Emo means you're sorta girlie emo, indie rock emo. Like Hello Kitty, duh?
Who is that new girl?

Her name is Ashley.She's so emo.

No, look at her clothes. She is a cupcake emo, duh?
by Emmylee July 5, 2008
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cupcake castle

When you bang 5 fat chicks you made it to the top of the cupcake castle
Last night I banged my 5th fat chick I made it to the top of cupcake castle
by Allmight October 9, 2017
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killer cupcakes

Killer Cupcakes

Coated in a fine layer of pink, blue or green, several thousand mighty beasts are on the loose, searching for fresh, juicy meat. Merking in the darkness these terrifying creatures could pounce upon you, or your loved-ones at any time.

The bakery on Pudding Lane, owned by Mrs Julie Atkinson, has brought this burden upon us. Julie is currently being held captive by the creatures whilst her husband, George, is in intensive-care after an attack. Obviously, we have many theories upon how these events came about but we cannot be completely sure until we have questioned the couple.

The creatures seem to be cupcakes injected with some sort of disease which brings them to life. They are extremely intelligent and powerful in large numbers. They were last spotted thirty minutes after an incident creating murderous muffins! If these terrorsum-twosum come together, it may become a worldwide massacre.

Killer Cupcakes have attacked many including: Bruno the dog, Bubbles the goldfish, George Atkinson and many more. The attacks seem to be extremely fatal to animals. Last week a report came in that the cupcakes had attacked Jimbo, Mr Gozlings beloved tiger. They had somehow managed to strap him down, starve him for five weeks, then torment him with themselves as food.

Dr. Jones, who graduated from Cambridge University some twelve years ago gave us this exclusive theory upon the beasts; “It seems quite suspicious that the cupcakes only attack fat people. They seem to strap them down using magic powers and then begin to starve the victim thin whilst tormenting the victim with themselves. After realising this, I began to think, if I was a cupcake why would I want to do this? I tried for weeks and couldn't find the answer. So, I went undercover as a cupcake and found out what was so bad... The cupcakes are obviously mad that they are been guzzled down by fat people! They seem to have taken offence to these sorts of people. In conclusion to my theory I would say if your thin, your safe. If your fat, diet or die!”

When we received Dr. Jones' theory we began to fear for the nations safety. So take this warning, all fat people must diet! Now! Or they are going to get tormented to death, literally. We cannot evacuate all fat people as we do not have enough space. There is nothing we can do to save you. Your choice diet, or die!

Used By Most scene and emo kids these days!! x
by LawRahhhSaurr!! March 15, 2008
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canadian cupcake

similar to a cleveland steamer, the canadian cupcake is the act of taking a crap on someone's chest as part of a sexual ritual
she dropped a "canadian cupcake" on his chest
by therehowsthat? August 25, 2010
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penis cupcake

It's a penis that is baked and is covered in white frosting
Damn I wish I could have a penis cupcake right now.
by SpringBoard April 3, 2014
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