Cuban Creampie

A regular creampie, but with a lot of screaming and alcohol. A trademark move by broke Cubans in Florida.

“Last night I won $4 at a poker game so my wife screamed at me while I gave her a Cuban Creampie.”

by Woodeux April 2, 2019

cuban burrito

the Cuban Burrito is when you take a huge shit on the pull out sofa in your buddy's hotel room and then fold it back up, put the cushions back on, and wait for the cleaning staff to discover the brown crime

Dude, I went back to the hotel to get Kyle this morning. His room smells horrible, I had totally forgotten that I left a Cuban Burrito in the pull out sofa.

by doubledown104564 September 10, 2019

Cuban crackhead

These species are most commonly found amongst the Ribeiro and Bordallo family. Do not approach, for they will most likely do some crackhead shit.

Those Cuban crackheads hate “the haunted museum” for various reasons.

by Cuban crackhead September 21, 2019

Cuban Mudslide

When you have to take a nasty crap immediately after showering. Must occur before grabbing the dying towel.

I heard those US diplomats all had Cuban Mudslides after those sonic attacks at their embassy.

by [NDC]Octane December 1, 2019

cuban fries

fries in Cuba. attempt at an American food in a communist country gone terribly wrong

Dad: they just put out more fries at the buffet
Mom: real fries or Cuban fries?
Dad: they don’t look amazing
Mom: I’ll stick to Long Island ice tea thx

by skerpal November 9, 2019

Cuban Barbecue

when you remove the down stem from your bong and smoke the resin inside like a cigar

Person 1: fuck, we forgot to get weed!
Person 2: it’s alright we can Cuban barbecue the clogged down stem.

by Goagil February 19, 2020

Cuban Barbecue

When you remove the down stem from the bong and smoke the resin like a cigar

Person 1: Fuck, we forgot the weed.

Person 2: it’s alright, my down stem is caked. We can have a Cuban Barbecue

by Goagil February 19, 2020