Crystal Cobalt

A serious, hardcore drug that only the toughest of the tough can handle. It has killed 99% of the people who have tried it and only one person has ever tried it.

Alex: Wanna smoke some crystal cobalt?
Annie: Nah son, shit fucks you up

by Mike Dukakis June 27, 2009

Crystal Hand

The hand of a loved one or someone's hand you never want to let go.

The crystal hand of my girlfriend is one you will never want to let go.

by Adamgogle Uknownothing July 9, 2014

crystal meth

A drug that makes any fat chick hot!!

hey whar ya been all my life sexy bitch!

by llewellyn July 28, 2004

Crystal Cock

Your cock gets rock solid on methamphetamine.

"Shit, I got crystal cock off crank"

by Hitler_did_meth July 1, 2006

Crystal Maze

The act of pushing Cocaine into someone's arse hole and then getting them to fart to the coke into your face. The idea is to sniff and chase all of the airbourne cocaine before it settles. The phrase comes from the UK game show 'The Crystal Maze' in which, during the last challenge, contestants chase lots of airboure tickets whilst inside a dome to see how many they can grab.

I Crystal Mazed her last night and she got the lot!

by Raoul Duke - Supergeek May 18, 2005

The dark crystal

An amazing film that I star in as that one screaming monster in the background.

Guy: what’s that amazing film that has weird creatures and a dumb plot?
Other guy: oh that’s the dark crystal.

by Girls-on-film•=• April 3, 2020

Juice crystals

When there’s leftover cum on you that has began to dry out

“Hey babe what’s on your face”
“Oh thats just your juice crystals from last night”

by Tron16 October 11, 2018