Textual Contact

The only form of contact you have with ex hooks ups, normally as a result of 1 too many beers

So Em have you heard from Tim lately?...... na, it's been 3 weeks and 2 days since we had any form of 'textual contact'

by emsylou80 November 15, 2009

Full Contact Golf

Full Contact Golf is like the activity golf, except you can take your aggression out on other players by hitting them. You can hit another player anywhere except the head with any club you want. You can only hit another player if they get a hole in one, or take more than 10 shots to get the ball in the hole (making the game more fun)

"Damn, it took me seventeen tries to get my ball in the hole, guess I am getting hit in the leg soon. I guess this is what I signed up for when I decided to play Full Contact Golf. Better not be a nine-iron."

by 5K337LORD August 5, 2012

canadian contact lenses

When there is still a little semen in a woman's eye after receiving a cumshot or getting bukkake

"Dude, these REAL canadian contact lenses suck, I feel like there's cum in my eye!"

by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015

sausage storage container

a whore, such as a bombshelly or a related to the debeki clan, but mostly the shelly.

i saw that sausage storage containers picture on pbn. she was a ugly white slut.

by lolownd January 22, 2008

this may contain alcohol

THE HELL DID YOU LOOK THIS UP

This may contain alcohol I will need to see some ID to ensure you are legal drinking age
IN SHORT HOW CAN I MAKE THIS SIMPLER

by YoyoEeveeQueen March 20, 2022

Contarded

A word used to insult someone. It means a constipated retard mostly used when someone is acting stupid... or their constipated.

OMG becky your so contarded today!

by Olive_loves_someone November 15, 2006

chontelle

State of complete alcohol intoxication of a young female, which combined with a sexually orientated mind set, results in a general slaggy demeanor.

I was so chontelle'd last night.

That chontelle is preggers again

by Rhodesian ridgeback February 7, 2010