hot croissant

The greatest sandwich of all time. We are talking meats, cheeses, sauces and you know there will be bacon! All on a croissant heated up in a panini maker.

When Trayson comes to the party you know he is going to make himself a hot croissant.

by Hardrockr2113 February 19, 2022

mean croissant

The definition of someone who has an outstanding ass

“Hey Deborah, you got a mean croissant.”

by Payyyyyton December 12, 2022

Kenyan Croissant

When a white man goes to Kenya to see a girl he met online. She and her family beat and kick him until he is motionless on the ground, curled in the fetal position. Then, all of her boyfriends stand over him and jerk off, covering his pale body with their semen, which leaves him looking like a buttered croissant.

Man 1: I heard Lou went to Nairobi to see his girlfriend.

Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!

by Bubba n Ralph May 5, 2023

Glimble Croed

Whatever you want it to mean, often used when you have nothing else to say to someone.

Glimble Croed...
What?
"Glimble Croed" I couldnt think of anything to say so I said "Glimble Croed"

by Glimble Croed June 13, 2023

Alien Croissant

To anally probe someone with a croissant.

Noah: Hey Peirce, how are you today?
Pierce: Not good. I got abducted then got an Alien Croissant
Noah: Aww darn, that sucks

by RealEinstien January 31, 2024

kaden crider

The perfect boyfriend.

He has dark hair and ocean blue eyes and he will make you feel more loved then any other man. You will truly believe that youve never loved anyone before because of how much you will love him. He's is such a a lil sweetheart, and you'll love him forever.

I love my boyfriend, I'm so glad I met Kaden Crider

by kadens_wife May 1, 2024

Sloppy croissant

When you fold your girl in half, cover her in butter, and give her that sloppy

“I was so hungry and horny I had to give my girl that sloppy croissant”

by Croissantlover69420 February 4, 2025