legal crime

Something that feels illegal but isn't. Examples include:

-Staying up too late
-Drinking water from a glass cup outdoors
-Masturbation
-Shitting in public bathrooms

"Yo i just shat in a public bathroom"
"Dude you just committed a legal crime!"

by toilet struggler January 28, 2023

Hate crime

When you hate your ex-girlfriend so much. You fuck the hate right out of you and her.

Mark. You need to give Amber a good hate crime

by Michael_Todd October 17, 2022

War crimes

War crimes are amazing I commit some every hour

hey nambia how much war crimes did you commit today

by LRLFDFKFMDBDVDBHD October 4, 2023

No Body, No Crime

When someone murders someone named Este and their bestie swears the murderer was with him/her. the murderer probably got a boating license at 15.

I think he did it, but I just can't prove it.
No, no body, no crime. but I ain't lettin' up until the day I die.

by TheSmallestManWhoEverLived May 9, 2024

crime factory

(n.) A black woman who has many babies, whom eventually grow up to become criminals.

She is such a crime factory, she fucks all day without birth control to have kids!

by Wong thing September 30, 2017

criming

sucking a big hairy juicy nob

millers: anyone else f***ing criming tonight?
johno: me!
millers: lol

by craigthelegend May 16, 2022

Meme Crime

A meme crime is when someone thinks they are funny but they're not because they like shitty memes that were never good.

Will: Hey, do you like that Damn Daniel meme? It's the best meme in the world!
John: Will, that's a meme crime you fucking cuck.

by ImNotFunnyAtAll June 3, 2017