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Crime

The acts of being nice and doing what a great citizen should!
"Hey, comrade, I just committed a crime!"
"Well done, comrade! You get free breadstick!"
mugGet the Crimemug.

Bigrant Crime

Word blend for "Biden migrant crime". Invented by Donald Trump to blame president Joe Biden for a new category of crime and it's gonna be worse than any other form of crime.
We'll call it, from now on, Biden Migrant Crime, okay?
It's bigrant crime.
This is, we'll call it, I got it, bigrant.
Let's call it bigrant.
Biden crime.
Bigr .. , oh, that's good, that's smart.
*points finger to this head*

- Donald Trump
by m0m3 July 24, 2024
mugGet the Bigrant Crimemug.

Police on police crime

She had called the police on the off duty police officer and his accomplice when they broke in her house and attacked the guy inside. Police were cracking down on police on police crime.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
mugGet the Police on police crimemug.

War Crimes

Crimes committed during a war/Crimes that caused a war, and definitely not what I committed on 09/14/2024 at 11:42 pm
bro did you just commit war crimes

dawg don't blow my cover
by md55.offical January 16, 2025
mugGet the War Crimesmug.

Lucifarian Crime

That's a thing you made up and you're not the arbiter of identity and you're appealing to the authority of a God you don't believe in. You and your guest take turns actively conflating the literal and the symbolic and you presuppose that there is anything wrong with the absence of humility.
Hym "Not allowing you to ascribe identify is a Lucifarian Crime, to you? 'Crime' implies that it's something that should be punished. What is the punishment for Lucifarian Crime, Jordan? This is the problem with your religion. Now everyone is doing it. Everyone thinks they have some sort of extra-judicial moral authority and the rallying cry against socialism is literally the defense of that extra- judicial authority. George Soros wants to be God and if we don't let him it's evil. Jordan Peterson wants to be High-Priest of Ascribing Identity and if we don't let him it's a Lucifarian Crime. We haven't humbled ourselves beneath him enough. So, no. It needs to stop. The law is the law and fair is fair. No extra-judicial authority for anyone."
by Hym Iam November 7, 2023
mugGet the Lucifarian Crimemug.

Crime

An act created by false leaders who lack the ability to know self worth without having groups of people to consider beneath their level of desired achievement.
If it wasnt for all this crime all blacks and Latinos would be lawyers living in Beverly Hills.

The crime rate is down I guess I'll be kissing another obama's ass...

How did Cortez become a senator? I thought all Hispanic had crimes, who dropped the ball Billy?
by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021
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Jersey Crime

A Boi gets killed every week so the police have to find the murderer before everyone's dead
"Hey did you see the latest episode of Jersey Crime"
"Yes fam i did Marruto's part was great"
by Bjeasus May 4, 2018
mugGet the Jersey Crimemug.

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