absolute crap

Just like crap, but much worse.
Lil Wayne's music is absolute crap.
by pencilfencil July 28, 2013
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quick crap

Taking a crap in a quick manner to fool others into thinking you only peed.
I had to take a quick crap last night after I brought my date home. That Mexican food really hit me hard.
by Adam (______) The Person December 30, 2008
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Hoh crap!

An exclamation of surprise.

Derived from two sources:
1. The addition of a gasp to "oh crap"
2. A shortening of "holy crap"
Me: HOH CRAP! LANZER'S NEKKID!
by Margo Roth Spiegelman II April 13, 2009
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coffee crap

The bowel movement you just had which was highly motivated, driven, and/or inspired by the cup of coffee you drank less than an hour ago.
Somehow, I don't get coffee craps when I drink decaf.
by kanephan February 10, 2007
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a bit crap

Something Brits or Anglophiles like to say to express disagreeablilty of something.
That new Sonic Death Monkey album is a bit crap.
by FlawlessWalrus July 12, 2006
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rap is crap

Smart people don't listen to rap music. Why ? Because it's crap...
Give me a good reason to idolize Tupac, Snoop, or Dre. They do not speak my language, we don't share the same ideals... we don't even have the same eye-colour. I think their dances are tribal, their image stinks, and their girls are afterall biatches.

Rap is a plague. We, "the crackers", are tired of their parade of blinks and links on MTV.

PS: Ask 50cent if has any idea what represents # in music.
PS: Rap is crap.
by NoMemory May 21, 2006
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Jap Crap

Any Asian import that finds it hard to create more then 260hp with out the aid of a turbo. (All of them!)
Look at that Jap Crap, Even with TURBO it couldn't take my GTO!
by Big Dow August 26, 2003
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