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crack pipe cramps

Cramps caused by to much pipe smoking, usualy effecting the lips and eyes. Often mistaken for blowers cramp
simptums include, purked out lips still in the pipe sucking position and crossed eyes that are still focused about 3-5 inches past the nose(where the lighter would be). May also cause some slurred speach.
"Dude what's wrong with your face, your Crack Pipe Cramps are so bad you can't even look straight.
by TCW00dy March 17, 2004
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Kevin Crammer

The act of anal insertion whilst simultaneously having your finger sucked and finger fucking your partner.
Suzy was having a hard time breathing while she getting a little bit of the ol' Kevin Crammer.
by Kevin "Philip Borruso" September 7, 2008
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exam cramwich

exam cramwich or just plain cramwich; it refers to the painful forced ingestion of dry and tasteless facts immediately prior to an exam.
one sunday evening on msn....

timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
omg, i totally nailed this uber-hot chick todayz, it was fully hektick,no kidzing!!!!

i'm bitter, but not bitter about it:
sorry, brb, exam cramwich

timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
god, i am so fucking sick of your stupid new abbreviations for every fucking situation

timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
wtf does 'cramwich' even mean?

i'm bitter, but not bitter about it:
it means im 'cramming' for the chem finals on tuesday, a-duh

timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
maybe if you spent less time making up stupid crap and more time studying you wouldn't have to cram 2 days b4 the exam

i'm bitter, but not bitter about it:
maybe your face?
by fine_dine_decca September 2, 2009
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Duck-Cramp

The art of a defensive lineman faking a leg cramp in order to slow down the pace of the Oregon Duck football team's offense. A survival tactic designed and called by the head coach or defensive coordinator to prevent the defense on the field from becoming gassed.
Fake a Duck-Cramp! Make sure you fall to the ground before the center snaps the football!
by GetWellKatelynn November 21, 2010
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Ghost Cramps

The cramps you get from your period that are either before or after you are actually on your cycle therefore caused by "ghosts"
"Oh i have the worst cramps"
"Are you on your period?"
"No thats why they're so weird!"
"You must have Ghost cramps!"
"Oh, thanks for the clarification!"

Most people that get these are females on account of the fact that only women get periods.
by crampssuck February 17, 2013
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crammer

an alternative 21st century secret word for weed so that conversations and planning can occur around parents and pigs
hey bro, have you got any crammer for me?
by Muzzbo February 6, 2006
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Cock suckers cramp

The facial expression locked in a sucky sucky position. Often referred to in a joke with a punch line...do you get it? How often?
My co-worker asked me this joke. I kicked his ass, and as he laid bloodied on the floor I told him never to tell me the "cock suckers cramp" joke again.
by Ocean reefer III June 25, 2009
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