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your hot cousin

A diss to replace the rather old 'your mom'
Sierra: Hey kris, whatcha doing tonight??
Kris: Oh, your hot cousin.

Kris: Whats your favorite animal at the zoo?
Sierra: Your hot cousin.
by SIRKKRIS March 23, 2008
mugGet the your hot cousinmug.

ur cousin a muffin

more powerful than thay soul stone.this word is used by the most pwerful men that have a IQ of 123457372
Lil kid:u mum gay
tyrone:ur daddy lesbian
tyler:ur granny tranny
donky:ur sister a mister
mike:ur brother mother
me:ur cousin a muffin
*world explodes and burns like a plastic bag*
by e diffs fg May 14, 2018
mugGet the ur cousin a muffinmug.

When Cousins Fuck

A deformaty of the body when cousins or relative have sexual intercourse
Danny R.'s head is huge.

Yeah I know thats what happens when cousins fuck.
by Livreri July 11, 2006
mugGet the When Cousins Fuckmug.

Gay Cousin

An offensive term used against the LGBT+ community
Ayo! Don’t use “Gay Cousinit’s offensive.
by applesaucepenguin March 11, 2021
mugGet the Gay Cousinmug.

half-cousin-niece

Half-first cousin's daughter.
My half-cousin-niece is a good girl.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
mugGet the half-cousin-niecemug.

buzzin like a cousin

When you’re hitting an early buzz off alcohol or caffeine.
1: are you having fun?
2: oh hell yeah, I’m two beers in and buzzin like a cousin.
by Lilwestside October 3, 2022
mugGet the buzzin like a cousinmug.

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