Poo Chongler

A poo chongler is some one who craped their shorts

aww dude your a poo chongler

by Jack daniel Black April 4, 2010

instant congestion

It's when Instead of getting a blowjob your partner shoots a snot rocket up your urethra.

Man I took this hottie home to my moms place last night. My mom has cats. Didn't know she was allergic. Instead of getting a blow job instant congestion!

by deshoe July 3, 2015

Butt congestion

When you have like, a lot of gas. But it won't come out.

Yo I got mad butt congestion. My ass bouta blow up

My anus can't handle all of this butt congestion.

by OKAYYYYY October 4, 2016

greasing congress

v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.

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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.

Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

Chili Congestion

What happens when you eat spicy chili.

Man that chili dog i ate at the Doghouse on Central Ave. gave me a serious case of chili congestion.

by p-ro May 10, 2020

Virtual Congress

Some discord server where admins simp over other members

From Senator Jacob (R-OH-3)
“@Carrot HELO CROT ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ILY!!!”
From Rep. Bill Clinton (D-AR-1)
“Virtual Congress Mods are weird as shit”

by Prez Bill Clinton October 31, 2020

emotional congestion

The feeling of not quite knowing how you feel but knowing its not a good emotion.

A: how are you feeling?
B: 'idk i kinda feel like i have emotional congestion.'
Or 'idk i kinda feel emotionally congested.'

by that_typical_guy November 2, 2022