Comey-ed

Having the rug pulled out from under you so fast that you do an aerial 360.

Jenn totally comey-ed James so fast his eyes are still vibrating. crush destroyhumiliate burn embarrass cut cut offretribution destroy

by d3clark May 10, 2017

Comeyed

When you and the rest of the world know you should have been fired long ago. Instead your narcissistic dickhead boss waits months, just when you thought things were ok, before you find out via a third party source you've been fired.

Dude what's wrong, did you get Munsoned in the middle of nowhere? Naw man, I got Comeyed on Twitter 10 minutes ago.

by 1iJax May 10, 2017

Comey Gate

A Trump screw up

Trump once again is in a Comey Gate.

by Pimpes Cupington May 14, 2017

Comfort Man

not to be confused with a comfort boy, a comfort man (sometimes called an emotional support white boy) is a male celebrity or fictional male character that someone who usually isn't comfortable around men, finds extreme comfort in. they're the type of man that you'd feel safe with if the two of you got trapped in an elevator together.

"patrick stump from fall out boy is my comfort man."

"you know what? valid choice. he's like a human puppy."

by xylobones October 21, 2020

TV comfort

The comfort that some individuals get from the television. IF nothing else, the fact that a TV in the room is on provides comfortable background noise rather than an actual desire to watch something. A person who depends on TV comfort might turn the TV on and immediately exit the room because he/she has a sixth sense that tingles whenever a TV is not on.

A student was exhibiting a need for TV comfort when she asked the students around her in the lounge if she could turn on the TV. After the TV warmed up, she changed to food network and flipped open her laptop to do something constructive. DAMN TV COMFORT!

by cablescape January 24, 2011

comfort girl

anothjer term for mistress.

She remained as his comfort girl througout the war.

by uttam maharjan December 30, 2010

Road Comfort

The ability to give or receive sexual relief while traveling in a motor vehicle, be it on the interstate, city street, back alley, drive thru, or a toll booth.

Road head, hand/finger satisfaction, battery powered devices, internal combustion powered apparatus, road cunnilingus, relief, road comfort

by Ron Jonzin August 23, 2011