Colorado cork

When one c*ms in a condom, freezes said condom, then used it as an butt plug.

Wow! I could really use a “Colorado cork” right now.

by anonymous May 17, 2023

Colorado

Where people from around the US come to get some dank kush bc their state hasn’t legalized it yet

We’re headed to Colorado to get some of that dank kush

by Moocow February 16, 2018

colorado beanbag

When your drunk and teabag your best friend while they are passed out .

Hey man did you Colorado Beanbag me last night ?
Fuck yeah man and you loved it !

by BatmanfucksScarecrow November 23, 2018

Colorado Caboose

The act of contributing to a Tennessee Train Track, and getting stuck with the last position of the chain.

“How did your Thursday go last week?”

“Man, it was crazy, the only problem was that I was the Colorado Caboose of the train, now my teeth are all soggy.”

by Homosexual_Badger April 18, 2023

colorado coffee

A sexual act were a man inserts pre-roasted coffee beans into a women's Anus. The coffee beans are then passed from the women's Anus. The man uses the shitty coffee beans to brew a cup of black filter coffee. The man then

ejulates into the black coffee leaving a residue reminiscent of 2% milk. The couple then drink the coffee between them.

Had a one night stand with this slut last night. Had no coffee the next morning so had to make do with a colorado coffee.

by Theyoungwolf43 December 4, 2017

Colorado Double

A type of sexual manouver where you double-penetrate someone, male or female, whilst riding a saddle made in colorado

Did you hear that Moonbeam and Big Nasty gave her the ol' colorado double last weekend?

by Riptide_Magoo February 10, 2022

Colorado Farewell

To brain (flip out a testicle) on a train platform as your friends are leaving on a train) or just waiting...)

Look up braining for more explicit definitions but you get the idea. It looks like a little brain.

My friend brained us to say goodnight after a great day at the beach. It was difficult to see and blurry so we uploaded it to FB, just to basically say don't do that Within 20 seconds he messaged us that his brain was already visible in Malaysia so of course we deleted it. Hilarious though. Apparently it is a traditional goodbye in South Park, Colorado. Most guys do it. He just didn't expect my gf to take a photo or for it to go viral in 20 seconds. The Colorado Farewell. Then they slide down a mountain with no skis or helmet backwards with a bag of gummies. Braining the whole way.

by TheOtherScientist June 10, 2023