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Colorado Caboose

The act of contributing to a Tennessee Train Track, and getting stuck with the last position of the chain.
“How did your Thursday go last week?”

“Man, it was crazy, the only problem was that I was the Colorado Caboose of the train, now my teeth are all soggy.”
by Homosexual_Badger April 18, 2023
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colorado beanbag

When your drunk and teabag your best friend while they are passed out .
Hey man did you Colorado Beanbag me last night ?
Fuck yeah man and you loved it !
by BatmanfucksScarecrow November 23, 2018
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colorado coffee

A sexual act were a man inserts pre-roasted coffee beans into a women's Anus. The coffee beans are then passed from the women's Anus. The man uses the shitty coffee beans to brew a cup of black filter coffee. The man then

ejulates into the black coffee leaving a residue reminiscent of 2% milk. The couple then drink the coffee between them.
Had a one night stand with this slut last night. Had no coffee the next morning so had to make do with a colorado coffee.
by Theyoungwolf43 December 4, 2017
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Colorado Double

A type of sexual manouver where you double-penetrate someone, male or female, whilst riding a saddle made in colorado
Did you hear that Moonbeam and Big Nasty gave her the ol' colorado double last weekend?
by Riptide_Magoo February 10, 2022
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Young Voices of Colorado

Young voices of Colorado is a fairly terrible choir housed by depressed children. Especially the signature gorls as they are yelled at daily.
Young Voices of Colorado taught me many life lessons such as bottling up your breakdowns until you are physically incapable of emotion.
by MavenLives August 5, 2021
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Colorado Farewell

To brain (flip out a testicle) on a train platform as your friends are leaving on a train) or just waiting...)

Look up braining for more explicit definitions but you get the idea. It looks like a little brain.
My friend brained us to say goodnight after a great day at the beach. It was difficult to see and blurry so we uploaded it to FB, just to basically say don't do that Within 20 seconds he messaged us that his brain was already visible in Malaysia so of course we deleted it. Hilarious though. Apparently it is a traditional goodbye in South Park, Colorado. Most guys do it. He just didn't expect my gf to take a photo or for it to go viral in 20 seconds. The Colorado Farewell. Then they slide down a mountain with no skis or helmet backwards with a bag of gummies. Braining the whole way.
by TheOtherScientist June 10, 2023
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Colorado sober

"California sober" is when someone quits drinking alcohol or a harder drug habit but still smokes marijuana. "Colorado sober" is when someone does the same but primarily uses kratom to kick the nastier habits.
"Hey, long time no see. You look great. What's new?"
"Bro, I feel so much better. I've been Colorado sober for 9 months. So glad I quit popping pills."
by capnjasbo October 21, 2023
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