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collar

The collar of pork belly was slow-cooked until tender and juicy.
by Arminkshipper August 23, 2024
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Blue Collar Circumcision

When your hands are so calloused that your shameful, aggressive masturbation removes the foreskin from your cock meat.
My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.
by Crodstick June 12, 2025
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Hood Collar

A rare breed that walks a fine line between being from the streets and a white collar family.
Nived is the realest hood collar dude out here.
by Spacemankvon September 30, 2018
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White collar cowboys

-Yo doggy did you cop the dirty mountain cd by the white collar cowboys?
-yeah doggy’s it’s amazig
by Big daddy Dave June 12, 2018
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Mud Collar

When a man or woman poops around the neck of their partner, thus creating a "Mud Collar".

aka, Chocolate Chain, The Circle of Trust
Oh yeah zaddy, put that Mud Collar on me before I explode.

Slap that Chocolate chain on me one time.

I'm about to let you into the Circle Of Trust. Hard As Fuck.
by NvZbLe May 18, 2017
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Fiber Collar

Those who continue their work life by working at home
Most of white collars turned into fiber collars due to virus outbreak
by AkaDedektif April 1, 2020
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B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars

Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
by summertime36 September 6, 2021
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