Certified hater

Someone who will disagree and hate on anything and everything just because they think it makes them cool. This is a full time job and takes a lot of effort to disagree with everything 24 hours a day. Usually these people are ugly.

“Damn Ben has been really negative lately, what’s his deal?”

He just got a new job as a certified hater, you couldn’t tell?

by tvthestallion August 12, 2019

meth cort !

When a crystal meth addicted wants to try and get custody over his/her child while staying at his dad's house .

P1: I want my child!
P2:get your life sorted out you dealing with a meth cort !

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 12, 2019

Certifiably Insane

A degrading term that stubborn girls say to get under your skin about a mental disorder, or perhaps you went to the mental hospital for help.

Your girlfriend is certifiably insane, shes incrediable because of how crazy she really is.

by MRS. Caitlin Crisis June 2, 2015

cert

To certify or to show off something for example your wealth.

Damn these new loafers I bought cert my pocket.

by Forces July 20, 2006

cort

mean of "coarse"
"fey" is added to added emphasis

can be added with "tip" which means typical

Zach: hey everett did you get your home work done
Everett: Cort fey i forgot

by evert6969 February 3, 2010

Dead Cert

someone who makes eye contact at every possible chance, cries for no reason and will definately turn up an hour early for any social occasion!

i hope the dead certs arent out tonight..they tang!

by yellow dragon August 20, 2006

certified

1.de-virginitized
2.completed sex-ed(sexual education)
3.approved of not being terrible in bed

"My boyfriend certified me."
"I am certified in sex-ed."
"I think YOU're the one that has to certify ME.

by lindsey June 4, 2003