Betty cocker

It is either cake or cock and we are all out of cake!

This is a Betty cocker type of situation.

by Chienne pierre May 12, 2023

Forced Cockermo

a male who enjoys penetrating their female cocker-spaniel.

i enjoy partaking in the act of Forced Cockermo upon my dog, Princess Dalphine.

by Lainarina Fecalton July 16, 2023

tik cocker

A male that only posts suggestive videos of his dick on TikTok to solicit clicks to his twitter and OF.

“Have you seen that one dude Jack the Lad on TikTok”

“Yeah, he’s a Tik Cocker”

by NotRobbin July 25, 2023

Ghost cocker

The art of suddenly sucking on a 'ghost' or invisible (non existent penis) out of nowhere. In the middle of talking, making dinner, job interviews. Mid sentence a ghost cocker will start bobbing there head chocking on an invisible penis. Usually a ghost cocker is a cum guzzler as well. While sleeping you will hear them start to gurgle ghost semen. Very rare to find one. Only one known in Ipswich.

"Hi how are you ....gag gag gag....today."

"What the hell"
"Nevermind her she is a ghost cocker"

by Ipswichch August 28, 2023

Roller Cockster

A roller cockster or rollercockster is an amusement/theme park ride with dick-shaped train cars and gives you the same feeling of either the euphoric pleasure of having sex or the sheer terror as getting raped.

You: What ride do you want to go on?
Me: I Wanna go on the roller cockster.
You: Have fun.

by GregNelson29 September 18, 2023

Molotov Cocktease

when a girl is about to blow you but instead douses your dick in vodka and sets it on fire

She was getting really hot with me until she pulled a molotov cocktease..

by roasticle October 2, 2023

keyboard-cockler

put your penis in-between two keyboards and smash them together. must have rule 34 open and what ever you type during your pleasuring you must search. (no function keys aloud)

Guy 1 " hey man, instead of using the bag of milk, I'm gonna try the keyboard-cockler" guy two " sir this is a subway"

by Guttfeeling April 10, 2025