kiddie-coma

similar to barney'd-out... when nearly all a person's time is spent on entertaining their children with games, songs, stories and videos until they go into a zombie-like state or "auto pilot" if you will, forgetting temporarily who they are and that they have their own likes, wants and needs, essentially turning into "Mr. Rogers" (an iconic media personality who used to host the most popular children's show on tv)... this condition can be remedied by finding a bit of time for one's self, maybe a night out with adult friends to an adult music concert, or a movie (no cartoons), a couple of beers or a bottle of wine, good adult conversation and interaction uninterrupted by children or the elderly.
I cant take this "kiddie-coma" anymore, Im all barney'd-out... someone get me a beer and let's watch "The Shining" while listening to Ice Cube's "We Had To Tear This Muhfucka Up" before I turn into Mr. Rogers.
by hmf December 22, 2014
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boomer coma

When you come home from work or after any strenuous activity and begin to doze off in your chair. The word comes from how older people (mainly middle aged men) fall asleep in their lazy-boy with a beer in hand (boomer coma does not have to do with alcohol).
"I came home from work so exhausted that I slipped into a boomer coma"
by macklemurr September 2, 2023
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Crotch coma

Much like impotence for men, a crotch coma is a period of time when your lady parts cannot physically perform despite any emotional urge to get busy
I'm super attracted to him but no matter how good the foreplay is, I'm in crotch coma and cannot respond sexually.
by 518cargirl May 10, 2021
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Coma

When a person is sleeping and can't wake up. Doctors usually put a certain amount of medication depending on how long there brain need to sleep and recover. As I heard you can here the people talking and your talking back but in your head.the clairityproject made a video say they had to put ice pack on her because her fever was so high. Her brain would make her think that she was in Antarctica.it will be different for some people.
Finally mrs picked bottom woke up from her fricken coma.

And Scene
by Mr Goodman June 23, 2017
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bedroom coma

Points towards someone who has trouble with their sleeping schedule or was exhausted that day and went to sleep for more-or-less a day or more.
I was so tired from work and had a bedroom coma yesterday. Eventually I woke up at 6 P.M. My sleep schedule is fucked, man.
by moochia January 27, 2024
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Brussels Coma

Verb.
The overeating/ forceful consumption of numerous Mussels resulting in a fatigued state or unconsciousness
"Im feeling the brussels coma coming, hold me"
by DannyBoy27DannyBoy27DannyBoy27 February 3, 2020
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Cannabis Coma

The sleep you have after getting ripped.
Welcome back, where the hell have you been these past 2 days?”

“Just got out of a cannabis coma.”
by TallDaTruth July 20, 2020
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