chub check

The mandatory determination and disclosure of your penile engorgement percentage. A important question posed by a friend in a group when they are curious of the state of each of their bros penises.

Friend 1: “Ayo chub check!”
Friend 2: “Shit ah, 30%? I was thinking about your sister!”
Friend 3: “Zero bro, I ain’t hard at all.”

by Euri_Tahdid July 18, 2023

Chub dubber

A fat chick

Bruh she was such a chub dubber.

by parasiteMans October 02, 2018

lil chub

the fattest most professional street nigga with a dick proportionate to his size

Bro did you see Mario fighting that black dude

yeah he is a lil chub

by Bu Cyrus March 13, 2020

Chub one out

Sneaking in a cheeky knuckle shuffle in an inappropriate, and semi-public location.

Jack sneaked away to chub one out in the confession booth during the Lenten service.

by Naughty Loulou March 09, 2023

Mr Chubs

A fat hamster that likes to perch upon your head. He also makes a hell of a lot of noise at night, but you love your fat little baby too much to get annoyed.

"Oh hey, Mr Chubs!! I see you're up already."

"Mr Chubs kept me awake all night by running on his wheel."

by Mr Chub's dad June 21, 2021

mr chubs

Mr. Chubs is a small comfort fat monkey that dances around the flag at first free time comfort fat fat bear flab

Mr Chubs is a fat teddy bear.

by Ally Snheider October 28, 2019

coppin a chub

When someone stares at someone's semi erect penis in shock and awe of its size

Guy 1: Hey man, did you see that girl at the party last night. She was checkin every guy out.

Guy 2: Dude, she was just coppin a chub

by Richard Hardman Johnson April 12, 2017