Christopher
Christopher by Christhegoat40 November 10, 2019
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Christopher Columbus
While sucking a bro off, you give their dick an Indian burn after wrapping an Italian food (pizza) around it. The Italian-Indian cultural fusion gives the sex act its name.
"Dude, my homie just gave me the Christopher Columbus of my life and now I gotta go to the ER for third-degree burns on my genitals"
Christopher Columbus by i do not care bruh March 13, 2022
Captain Christopher Pike
All kidding aside, Captain Christopher Pike is a fictional character in the Star Trek universe. According to the original series lore, Pike commanded the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 from 2250-55, and again from 2258-63. When Pike's second tour of duty on the Enterprise was complete, the ship returned to Earth, and Pike was relieved of command and promoted to fleet captain. Command was then transfered to James T. Kirk. Three years after his promotion, Pike was involved in a radiation accident that left him burned, paralyzed, mute, and confined to a life-support wheelchair.
Pike is also featured in J.J. Abrams' 2009 reboot of Star Trek. He is first seen breaking up a bar fight in Iowa between 25-year-old James T. Kirk and some starfleet cadets under his supervision. Pike then plays mentor to Kirk, urging him to join starfleet and follow in the footsteps of his father, George Kirk. Pike is also seen as Captain of the Enterprise, although much more briefly than in the original series timeline (it is established that the events of the reboot are in fact an alternate reality influenced by the Nero, the film's villain, thus explaining the contradictions between the original series and the reboot).
Pike is also featured in J.J. Abrams' 2009 reboot of Star Trek. He is first seen breaking up a bar fight in Iowa between 25-year-old James T. Kirk and some starfleet cadets under his supervision. Pike then plays mentor to Kirk, urging him to join starfleet and follow in the footsteps of his father, George Kirk. Pike is also seen as Captain of the Enterprise, although much more briefly than in the original series timeline (it is established that the events of the reboot are in fact an alternate reality influenced by the Nero, the film's villain, thus explaining the contradictions between the original series and the reboot).
I must point out that there are three officers of command rank available: Yourself, Commodore Mendez, and Captain Christopher Pike.
Captain Christopher Pike by thatcrazyman October 9, 2010
Christopher
The name derives from the Greek term meaning "bearing Christ inside". He shares his name with Christopher Columbus and the dude on family guy who is terrified of the agro monkey in his room. He is a top notch smart ass and a great friend.
Christopher by Aunt Pearl October 23, 2009
christopher reeve
The effect after smoking so much marijuana that you cant feel your body. Sometimes replaces the word marijuana in a sentence.
"That AK hydro got me Christopher Reeve"
"Not only did that shit get me stoned, but it got me chris reeve"
"Sell me a gram of that christopher reeve"
"Not only did that shit get me stoned, but it got me chris reeve"
"Sell me a gram of that christopher reeve"
christopher reeve by Jacob Juelz September 16, 2006
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Christopholopholus by Christopher March 17, 2005
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christober by Bella January 20, 2005