Skip to main content

Cheetah Woods

A funny play on words referring to Tiger Woods and his thanksgiving wife cheating car crash fiasco.
Person one: Hey, is that Tiger Woods with that hot woman?
Person two: Yeah but that's not his wife Elin Nordegren
Person one: Guess we should call him cheetah woods
by seanbmoredudeyeahbuddy December 4, 2009
mugGet the Cheetah Woods mug.

Cheetos

1. a cheese flavored snack that is orange colored. Eaten.

2. a cheese flavored powder that is orange colored. Sniffed.

Not to be confused with Doritos, which are only compatible with the mexican nose. If you sniff Doritos, you're fucked. On the other hand, eating it is just fine.
1. Kid A - "Hey Jason, lets go to the 7/11 to get some cheetos"

Kid B - "That sounds like a great idea Sean! I just love those cheese flavored snacks that are orange colored."

2. Adult A - "Hey man, you wanna go get some cheetos?"

Adult B - "Dude, I heard that if you did cheetos at this campus you get kicked out! And besides, where are we gonna find a cheetos dealer?"

Adult A - "Whats life without a few risks? My cousin told me this great guy for cheetos. Lets go there this Saturday."

Adult B - "Cool man. I always wanted some of that cheese flavored powder that is orange colored!"

3. Chester Cheetah is a prominent figure in the cheetos sniffing market/industry. To date, he has sniffed 58.3 billion bags of cheetos.
by easydown January 26, 2011
mugGet the Cheetos mug.

cheeto eater

Fat lazy person that sits on there ass eating Cheetos collecting welfare.
"I hate house niggers dad they make more money than i do off my taxes."
Dad- "don't say nigger son there just a fuckin Cheeto eater".
by siccntired repairman April 10, 2013
mugGet the cheeto eater mug.

hot cheetoes

(n.) the basic food source of all fat maxicans. you can tell an addicted vato by the signature red stains on the fingers, lips, and sleeves.
yo couse. go down to tha cowna sto an buy me sum hot cheetos widt this 25 cent.
by joe shmoe February 26, 2003
mugGet the hot cheetoes mug.

cheetah

A term of endearment, used for friends, acquaintances, hot people, whoever.

Also can be used to express surprise, such as "Dang, Cheetah," or "Shoot, Cheetah!" but only when expressing surprise directly to another person, as they are the "cheetah." Some people have "cheetah" clubs, where only certain friends are able to acquire and maintain cheetah status. Certainly achieving cheetah status is an accomplishment of which one should be especially proud.
"What's up cheetah" or "Cheeeetah" when used to greet one of your cheetahs.
by Sil September 27, 2005
mugGet the cheetah mug.

cheeto

a person it could be boy or girl
wat chu doing cheeto?
by lilflukey March 29, 2003
mugGet the cheeto mug.

flaming hot cheeto

The act of dipping ones penis into a large container of hot sauce and then getting a blow job.
Stefan gave a flaming hot cheeto to Kyle and his mouth burned for days.

The guy wanted his girlfriend to give him a flaming hot cheeto but she refused so he hit her.
by HelloKitty4042 October 20, 2010
mugGet the flaming hot cheeto mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email