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Chonga

A young hench looking guy who walks around on fields doing relatively nothing, he may or may not hang out with a someone who looks jamie hyneman. A chonga would usually smoke a high quantity of weed.
You look like you lift while high, must be a chonga.
by Bawlz June 11, 2013
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Ching-Chong Card

Awarded to a white or black kid by an Asian of Asian allow him/her to say Ching-Chong.
Black: Gimmie a Ching-card
Asian: Okay, I give you Ching-Chong Card
Black: Ching-Chong
by NootPenguin November 2, 2018
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Chonga

If you read this I will actually fold your mums flaps over her head and turn her into a dim sim.
That Asian is a Chonga
by Volkswagen ™ June 25, 2020
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cheng pu

The most kick ass man in Chinese history
We need Cheng Pu to win the battle to unite the three kingdoms, he's the chit.
by B-Mac-Daddy December 14, 2008
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Christian the Ching Chong

The ultimate embodiment of Chinese-American fusion cuisine, standing tall at a whopping 2 foot 5 inches and weighing in at 330 pounds. He's as slow as a turtle, but when it comes to devouring dumplings and watching Kung Fu Panda, he moves at lightning speed. He dreams of being American, but let's face it, he's a little too short for the MBL.
Have you met Christian the Ching Chong? He's the hilarious Chinese guy who loves dumplings, Kung Fu Panda, and wishes he was American, but at only 2 foot 5 inches, he's more suited for a job as a garden gnome than a baseball player.
by TheSecretSmartKid March 12, 2023
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Chong Bonger

A cheeky but friendly jibe or insult for person who is perceived as silly or absent minded in a blissfully unaware sort of way.
"Alex, wake up! you're such a Chong Bonger!"
by Andy N Wood November 14, 2007
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Lightning Chonga Kush

A very dank strain of marijuana originating in VA. Known to be forest green in color, this strain is optimized by the use of muscle relaxants to open the body to the lightning that is to ensue.
Pat: Yo tk! Tryna get that Lightning Chonga Kush??
TK: FUCK YEAH!!! That shit is sooo dank.
by danknesssssss December 10, 2009
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