Scandinavian oil change

The term for when you shove 5 northern atlantic oysters up your grandma's twat and then suck them out and get 6 back.

I gave your grandma Bjorn a Scandinavian oil change last night and then made some delicious oysters Rockefeller.

by Oysters on the half shell December 10, 2012

Alberta lane change

When having sex with a woman, and changing lanes on her with no signal at all.

Girl: Tom was long stroke plowing me last night and out of no where he pulled an Alberta Lane Change on me. It really hurt to say the least.

by Albertalane December 8, 2016

Edmonton Oil Change

When you creampie a girl and immediately after grab an oil pan and catch the cum as it pours out of her vagina. The girl then has the option to swallow the collected cum.

John: Hey man what’s up with your girl? She seems to be in good spirits today.
Max: Oh yeah man, I gave her an Edmonton Oil Change last night so she’s runnin’ like new today.

by Joe and Zack March 26, 2023

Human Oil Change

v.
In an attempt to pass a drug test after recently ingesting an illegal substance, one uses a catheter to remove all of the urine from the bladder. Once removed, it is replaced by the urine of someone who would piss clean, also by catheter. The result is a clean urinalysis test for drug users everywhere.

Wallace- "Hey man. How did drug court go?"
Jones- "Great! One blunt and a human oil change later I passed!"

by Kiril Ishikawa December 19, 2014

changeup

The response when one of your friends offers you a fist pound and you shake his fist leaving him perplexed.

After Utley's grand slam, Ryan Howard, Pat Burrell and Jimmy Rollins gave him a fist pound but Jamie Moyer threw him a changeup.

by headdoc August 21, 2008

Change

change.. it happens every second of everyday...it happends when you grow..when you change sceneory...everyone changes...it all depends on if its good or bad

when the love of your life your best friend since grade 6. . .and everything goes fine... its a little rocky at one time.. but then you rejoin and are close as ever...then you finally learn that you love this friend so much more then you thought...for a long time you are the couple... holding hands kissing you have grown up together... and you even get over a breakup... and then a new surrounding comes into place... new people and at first its all right..but then just when you think that you friend is going to push you aside.. you end up doing the pushing

by nic-Nack October 27, 2004

Change

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We need CHANGE vote for Obama. God Bless America

by T Denny December 19, 2008