chance a jeep

chance a jeep

To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.

Where were you last night, you were hammered?!
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?

by chancedajeepandsurvived May 12, 2015

chance tweet

when someone is irrelevant

"bro, you're such a chance tweet"

by jankanalmans dnakko July 14, 2017

chance herman

One sexy ass mother fucker who gets all the ladies and never wears his shirt at band. He has 3 kids and shares a Italian

Chance Herman is my kind of man

by 124me421 August 12, 2017

Chance summers

A long rubber penis your forcefully shove up your ass or vagina

Last night I was home alone so I tried a chance summers

by Tittymantom November 3, 2017

Chanceinator1

A username I used for Poptropica and still use for everything else to this day.

What's your username for Poptropica again?

It's Chanceinator1, remember?

by Chanceinator13 May 6, 2018

Chance

fat chicken nugget head boy that has fat rolls

"oh look, fat chicken nugget head chance just rolled into the room"

by cheyennepr June 12, 2018

Chance

An obnoxious ass, always annoys you. has golden hair, acts like trash

Chance has a small duck

by Russian_Kidz May 10, 2018