i'll calm your farm

a retort to "calm your farm"

to propose engaging in misc activities...

fred "i'll calm your farm."
rosie "i'd love you to ;)"

by cool dude1 November 6, 2011

Chala

Insulting term to describe Asians

Look at them Chalas they think they are dark.

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

thats calm

'that's calm' is reference to the feeling you get when you take a chick cinema and they be like £48.75 for 2 popcorn and drinks.

cashier: sir, that'll be £48.75.

you *soul is on 1% battery life*: thats calm

by m0is.t October 4, 2017

Calm Of Chaos Band

A Band from Kent, Ohio formed in 2009. Brought together by Vocalist/Lyricist James Christian and Lead Guitar/Vocalist Kayla Turk. Calm Of Chaos's early demos were recorded in Kayla's home studio and later praised by over thousands of fans on myspace. Soon after Doug Callahan joined the band as Bass, Devin Mays as Rythm Guitar, and Dom Iacoboni as Drums. They are currently working on their first LP which a song known as Memories of Broken Pain has been pre-studio recorded and sampled on their myspace to hear the change in vocals. Just google "Calm Of Chaos" and click the 2nd link to hear.

Singer James Christian has been told by few to improve on his singing which was too flat in their early recordings. Now after 5 months of vocal training, James is now ready to show everyone what he has learned and improved on. Many say the pre-studio recordings are "very efficient and sounds a hell of a lot more better" then the early demos.

Calm Of Chaos is now writing and preparing new tracks for their upcoming LP recording this fall at Conquistador Recording Studio in Lakewood, Ohio. Calm Of Chaos is also looking at many label opportunities through the studio which include,

Century Media Records
Metal Blade Records
Black Market Activities
Columbia Records
Rust Records
Rotten Records
Innerstrength Records
Candlelight Records
Interscope Records
City of Kings

You hear that new band Calm Of Chaos Band? I can't wait for them to play their first show!

by YourPainOurSuffer1 May 23, 2009

Chala

A term of endearment to a very large man; the word might have been shorted (like Pig Latin) from the phrase "pork chop" to "pork chala" and the "pork" was deleted

"Come here my little chala and give mama a kiss." OR "John Goodman is a hot chala."

by CEQUAS June 26, 2008

calm and collected

When your calm and collected, it just means your not okay, and it's time to see a therapist.

#1: "Don't worry, I'm calm. I'm collected."
#2: Ï heard your breakdown in the bathroom."
#1: "...Calm and collected."

by hahahahano. February 22, 2018

Chal-Chal-Chal

To be in strong agreement with. Syn; Straight Up, Fo Sheezy

"Man dat girl got some junk." "Chal Chal Chal"

by reid March 9, 2003