jethros castle

A sexual phenomenon in which a woman slowly roasts her tits in a crock pot until they are tomato red. She then lines up 9 eggplants in 3 rows of 3 after slathering them in Sweet Massachusetts Marinade. Once they are prepped she takes a pair of stilts and gives them to a man who then shoves them in her Moist Porthole until she feels the need to erratically unicycle. While cycling the man balance on the horizontal stilts and helicopters his pecker 100 times. This unlocks a portal through her German Jungle and they both end up in Cincinnati willing, naked, and afraid. The eggplants are left behind as a ritual for any frisky lady to do a squat for the pure bliss of appreciating nature. Go 49ers!

That lady looks like her cunt has been stuffed with stilts, she must have been doing a Jethros Castle. What a slut.

by Sweet Baby Coitus November 18, 2023

Ladder castle

A male who is tall and homosexual.

“Ladder” meaning tall; “castle” meaning princess/gay

Oh he is definitely a ladder castle.

by Pseudocherry November 20, 2023

weoley castle

it is a lovely area, most come on holiday here as it is a kind, knife free, scum free area, i love living in weoley castle the people here are so polite and kind and the children are so welly educated.

i went to weoley castle and i loved it
i shall visit again soon

by yourmomsajbaghoe July 6, 2023

john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr

like a gay batman and black

Whos john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr?

look in the shadows

I see nothing?

exactly

by masky123343 July 10, 2023

john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr

A very beautiful Asian man. He's known to be the chillest man on Earth, he's also very sexy.

Rachel: "OMG! WHO'S THAT?!"
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel

by Stuffedhobo July 10, 2023

brick castle knight

A term used for Correctional Officers, Deputy Jailers, Detention Deputies, and Law Enforcement Officers working in jails, Prisons, etc..

Those guys aren’t road dudes they’re brick castle knights.

by Dep. Bookem July 26, 2023

Castle your drive

To systematically bet more than others do in 7 card Texas hold'em remembering to have more chips just in case you bluff and lose.

You castle your drive in poker by betting bigger, and playing louder, but without saying a word, than those who don't know how to bet bigger, for more fun, knowing your hand may be just better gambling on your part.

by TrueBlueHue1 September 16, 2023