Tucker Carlson

A constantly constipated man who always looks as though the burrito disagreed with him.

"Ugh! I'm Tucker Carlson and we need to cut to commercial cuz I have to make... a dooodiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

by Espio Lylat April 29, 2022

A Guy who Really Cares about a Girl's Feelings

Extremely hard thing to find.

Girl: I'm looking for a guy who really cares about a girl's feelings, you know...
Guy: Ha. Luck with that.

by NinJay March 30, 2012

Tucker Carlson

A man from Faux News who I desperately want to punch in the face and needs to be punched in the face

Some brainwashed idiots were watching Fox News today and on it stupid ass Tucker Carlson wouldnt let his guest speak before opening his mouth.

by Poopee fingers November 28, 2018

Pokemon Cards

Slang term for pot. Used to disguise the use of marajuana.

Lets go trade pokemon cards.
In other words..lets go light up.

by cornfields December 27, 2004

Tucker Carlson

An absolute idiot from that one show on Faux News. He is super rich and was born into wealth and yet still tries to convince his 63+ year old audience that he's "still just one of dem plain folk." He kisses Donald J. Trump's ass and tries to tell everyone that "LIBERAL BAD." He is, however, very smart. Possibly with an IQ in the excess of 56.

The IQ of every Tucker Carlson viewer combined is still not as much as the average liberal's.

by A great mind... October 17, 2020

Pussy caress

Where a man holds a woman's pussy in his hand for one full minute or more. can be uncomfortable at first but can become very personal and sexy.

Kathy likes a pussy caress.

by Deep blue 2012 October 22, 2009

Where's all the flying cars?

A slogan among people including anarchist,neohippies ect. who are disapointed with the 21st century.

The 21st century sucks. Where's all the flying cars?

by Deep blue 2012 May 22, 2010