dan and carl

Two Homosexual dickheads, who do nothing but put eachother's meat sticks in their butthole and eat fruit milk while they 'nae nae' all day.

"eY lad, do you happen to know dan and carl?"
"yE fuck i do, They were in the twin towers when bush bombed em up"
"good on em"

by fuckpoo69 October 27, 2015

Carl Cox

God

Carl Cox is god

by millsart August 8, 2022

Carl August

An awful person and a real dumass. He is like your trash

Carl August is dum

by bin osama May 31, 2022

Pull A Carl

Getting a thottie to have sex with you/send nudes and then leave.

Carl: Yo that girl thicc af.
Dan: Ask her out!
Carl: Naw she a thottie not relationship worthy.
Dan: Then pull a Carl and fuck her and leave!
Carl: Aw shit you right.

by Mad handlez November 19, 2017

Carl Andrei

ikaw na bahala kung anong gusto mo d'yan.

THANK YOU FOR EXISTING IN MY LIFE. I APPRECIATE YOU A LOT <333

PADAYON FUTURE CPA!!!

Basta panget si Carl Andrei yan. Charizzz

by RTIYC December 30, 2021

Classic Carl

Referring to Carl, that one badass friend that everybody has.

Jerry: Carl, you okay bro? Carl?
Carl is dead, Jerry.
Jerry: Classic Carl.

by captaintwobeers March 16, 2018

hot carl

To seran wrap your face and have someone lay a hot steaming load on your face

Wow I can't believe Ramon likes when people shit on his face! He really is into hot carls.

by Cuiy7 Punch3r November 22, 2010