freezer candy

a woman with whom you can have predictably tasty casual sex, as frequently and for as long as you like; she'll always be there.

Rob: Hey, you seein' Sarah tonight?
Dane: Probably. You know she's my freezer candy.
Rob: Great!

by Dane and Sarah January 21, 2008

Orange Candy

another word for adderall.

Bob: hey tom you got some orange candy?
Tom: Yeah, here you go.

by wichita123 July 30, 2009

pig candy

Bacon. A much beloved food. Goes well with everything.

"What's for dinner?" "Pig candy sandwiches." "Yippee!, can I have mine on white bread with mayo?"

by KnoxvilleDancer February 6, 2010

cube candy

Someone who is hired only on the basis of his or her physical attractiveness.

Don't ask the new office manager for help; he's strictly cube candy.

by Uncle Snark March 2, 2010

G-Candy

A guy with excellent physique and muscles.

Alicia: Gosh, I have fallen for a guy from our class.
Rachael: Tell me about him. Let me see your choice.
Alicia: First of all, he's a G-Candy.
Rachael: That's summarize everything.

by Reet Awwsum March 12, 2014

Cotton candy Randy

A guy who thinks he's funny/humorous but in reality is cringy and creepy.

that guy thinks he's hilarious but in reality he's a cotton candy Randy.

by Joemamaniss June 12, 2020

officer's candy

1. United States Navy term used by sailors to describe the scented cake placed in urinals.

1. I pissed on the officer's candy.

by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018