Has monster cock usually ranges from 14-18 inches coming out of his vagina. apparently is a asshole just for being alive (refer to Paige definition for detail) has a man period about every 4 months when he just doesn't want to put up with anyone's shit. likes ass more than tits but will accept the payment of either. is just here to fuck up Paige's day.
"Paige Fucking hell Callum can you just go kill yourself like just fuck off"
"Callum ok I fucking will then just fuck off"
"Callum ok I fucking will then just fuck off"
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BRENT:whoa i cant believe yesterday i was a prude
ZACK: why not?
BRENT: because i just got all golden calculator with that chick
ZACK: lucky
ZACK: why not?
BRENT: because i just got all golden calculator with that chick
ZACK: lucky
by ohhhhhdang January 20, 2011
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1) jumping
2)saying questions are easy when they are not
3)frantic writing including poor grammar, left out words and letters followed by (when having finnished the proof) answering all questions yes
4)Taking the derivative of the inverse square of life with respect to death times the square of -1 as t approaches (1 - your last mark) > 0 such that the function is continuous and still managing to come up with 42.
5) The proof invents the souplemont (Suplement) which includes numerous axioms which ask you to prove that 1>0 using the fact that 1 doesn't equal 0. She then produces such a proof and then falls to her knees and asks the nearist wonk to turn out the lights.
6) The limit as prof approaches calcugasm = souplementary axioms.
If your notice such symptoms please contact your nearest english textbook, (or dictionary if need be) and begin reading, if physical spasms do not subside in either the professor or in your classmates, contact the nearest hospital imediatly.
1) jumping
2)saying questions are easy when they are not
3)frantic writing including poor grammar, left out words and letters followed by (when having finnished the proof) answering all questions yes
4)Taking the derivative of the inverse square of life with respect to death times the square of -1 as t approaches (1 - your last mark) > 0 such that the function is continuous and still managing to come up with 42.
5) The proof invents the souplemont (Suplement) which includes numerous axioms which ask you to prove that 1>0 using the fact that 1 doesn't equal 0. She then produces such a proof and then falls to her knees and asks the nearist wonk to turn out the lights.
6) The limit as prof approaches calcugasm = souplementary axioms.
If your notice such symptoms please contact your nearest english textbook, (or dictionary if need be) and begin reading, if physical spasms do not subside in either the professor or in your classmates, contact the nearest hospital imediatly.
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above his peers. He is musical and sporty. He is hot and sexy, he is genuine and sweet . His green eyes glisten, he is a true beauty and should be treated well and looked after by a beautiful woman, but who will she be?
above his peers. He is musical and sporty. He is hot and sexy, he is genuine and sweet . His green eyes glisten, he is a true beauty and should be treated well and looked after by a beautiful woman, but who will she be?
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