cabbage crotch

(n.) a leafy topping found on a pink taco (vagina) if it has gone bad.

Last night Bob went down on his girlfriend only to find that she had cabbage crotch.

by Scooter1252 January 23, 2010

Cabbage Ass

Keith has cabbage ass, excessive wiping of the butthole sometimes occurs because of his wet gas.

Keith likes his cabbage ass

by Craig Curran April 29, 2005

man cabbage

a large, often bluborous individual, with resemblance to a cabbage

the dude is a man cabbage

by Frank The Baptist February 17, 2005

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

south park episode of "It's a Jersey thing."

Stan: ...What's Muff Cabbage?
Kyle: It's a...It's a Jersey Thing

by S3V October 16, 2010

ass cabbage

An ass cabbage is:

1.) A douchebag
2.) A fat chick
3.) Someone who likes to insert cabbages into their rectal openings

"Emily, you are such an ass cabbage."

"No Mike, Jew's aren't interesting, they are just ass cabbagers."

by Peter627 December 3, 2007

cabbage roll

A person of Eastern European or Russian descent, often used in a derogatory manner.

That damn cabbage roll stole my car.

by Rob McKenzie September 11, 2005

wild cabbage

Marijuana grown in someone's back yard.

My uncle used to cultivate an enormous wild cabbage patch. He had enough weed to smoke, sell, and even eat for years.

by some punk kid April 27, 2005