cottonism

Something the character "Cotton" from "King of the Hill" might say. Or really anyone who hails from the tornado states. A bit of wisdom said with a Texan drawl, but really coming from Oklahoma.

My favorite Cottonism is as follows. Melanie: "I think I ate too much for lunch. I don't know if I should make myself throw up or have an epidural!"

by Melanie Cotton July 24, 2005

cutting diamonds

when you can see a woman's nipples through her shirt

tom : "Dude look at jenna!"
fred: "why?"
tom she is totally cutting diamonds."

by sammyjean December 10, 2010

cuttin' it clean

Taking a shit and not having to wipe.

Damn man, thank god I was cuttin' it clean a few minutes ago. I wouldn't have had time to make it out alive.

by John Jenkins jr. March 1, 2014

cutting ropes

To "cut someone off" otherwise known as "cutting ropes" is to look at your life realistically and see who is a bad influence on you in general, and simply cut them off. Never make plans, never talk, etc.

Damn, Shawn and Joe are dragging me down along side of them, maybe I should be cutting ropes and turn my life around.

by Jace562 August 28, 2014

Rotten cotton

Occurs when a woman doesn't remove a tampon before putting a new one in, the first tampon goes far enough into the vagina that the string can't be seen. The "rotten cotton" is the actual tampon that was left in for too long. It usually has a foul smell & discharge associated with it.

Likely to be used by healthcare providers who see this patient for vague hoo-ha related complaints and on pelvic exam find that they have a forgotten tampon in place.

Josie left her tampon in for five days and now it's rotten cotton.

Says the nurse to her assistant, "Once I remove the rotten cotton, make a run for it!" (to escape the evil smell)

by Nursey McNurserson October 9, 2011

out of your cotton-picking mind

to say someone is crazy, a fool

When May and Mary went screaming and running crazily down the street, dad muttered, "You two are out of your cotton-picking minds."

by Aura173 July 3, 2006

culton

Someone with swag out of then Ying yang
is a certified badass motherfucker. Much better looking than you or any of your friends
unles they're name is culton
will bang your mom if given the chance.
also the ones Named Culton Ruey are the coolest and definitely not gay like the rest of you faggots. Fuck you.
ps. Will fornicate with your women

Culton is a cold blodded-panty bandit.

by not culton ruey November 28, 2013