craptucky

a sex act in which a woman craps on a man's face, then smears it all over.

I could really go for a craptucky about now.

by dumpmeister August 21, 2009

Craptastic

a reference to the level and quality of service received from a cable provider.

Comcast! It's Craptastic!!

by reabinc December 22, 2009

Craptastic

The antinymn for fantastic. Something that is so crappy that it requires a tastic after it, usually used to denote something unlucky.

I just lost my keys. CRAPTASTIC!

by essedubs November 4, 2009

Craptacular

When someone who was once great doesn't know when to throw in the towel, and they keep subjecting the public to their crap, time and time again, diluting their once great reputation.

Craptacular is Michael Jordan's time spent in Minor League baseball.

Did you see Ringo Starr's latest performance on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart? Yes, it was craptacular.

by Genius Deferred January 16, 2010

Craptalog

A catalog consisting mostly or entirely of junk/crap items.

Got the Dell Computer craptalog in the mail today.

by Craptologist March 2, 2011

craptask

Noun: a task that is done other than pooping whilst on he toilet, such as reading the newspaper.
Verb: to do a task other than defecate whilst on the toilet.

N: dude, I'm so slammed for homework!

Just do it on the toilet dude, its a craptask.
V: In order to make better use of my time, I'm going to craptask by doing my homework on the toilet.
V2: Dude what is taking you so long?!

Chill, bro, I'm craptasking. ill be out in an hour.

by laxmonster March 28, 2011

Craptaclism

A hopeless situation in which all systems are fubar and admistrators ass is bright red and in pain. 2011 (n.)

(Syn.) Ass-rape, Xiotech

(Origin) From Late American slang crap, "defecate" 1846 (v.)and "things cast off or discarded" 1898 (n.) here creatively merged with "cataclysm" from Gk. kataklysmos whose "principal sense is "down," but with occasional senses of "against" or "wrongly." 1855 (n.)

A simple single XIOTech disk failure at 3AM became a total craptaclism because their script looped infinitely.

by shdighan March 30, 2011