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crank my jank

To tell a dealer to continue to roll the dice
Ay My Nigga Johnson , crank my jank nigga crank that shit son!
crank my jank by Tom Amalfe January 22, 2007

Crank that Emily 

When you're with a girl, about to jizz you cum in her eyes and she walks into a lamp post
So I was with a girl and managed to Crank that Emily
A crank is an unusually large penis. Generally being 9 inches or greater.
Damn dude, Matt's got a crank!
a crank by Brad crank July 6, 2010

Hand Crank

A reference to pleasurable male masturbation. Jacking off. Wanking one out. Fapping.
Where's Brian? Still in the bathroom? Yea I'm sure he's doing a hand crank.
Hand Crank by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

crankycrewmarkimoo 

A TikToker with 37.7k followers and 2.2 million likes as of July 17th, 2021. She is a fan page of Crankgameplays, Markiplier, and recently Bo Burnham. She’s so epic
“Did you see crankycrewmarkimoo’s new video?”

Yeah it was epic”
crankycrewmarkimoo by .teddy July 17, 2021

Crankmister 

someone who is always too cranky and no one ever knows why
Geeze! Hes sucha crankmister!
Crankmister by Marlie May 27, 2005