crab basket

1) Any place where people hate being there, but are too scared, or guilted to move on, or organize, or to speak honestly about source of the problem. Where everyone pulls down someone who does something to get out and calls them deserter or quitter because they dont want to be lonely.

2) shithole, hotel california (you can check out any time you like, but you cant never leave), facebook, small town, abusive relationship, college, dilbert corpo, military

3) Originated from phenomenon of real life behavior of crabs caught in a fishing basket who could technically get out, but the ones near the edges are being pulled down by the ones at the bottom of the basket, hence noone leaves and everyone hates being there.

guy1: At first I thought of computers being cool and solving real world problems, but now I'm aware being stuck at this crab basket with 60h+ work week exhausting job, doing anything to look busy, since any solution to current work will result in extra work being placed on me.

guy2: Good thing I heard of small house movement and victory garden, they might be your way out of this shithole.

by Spaceship Earth Astronaut November 27, 2012

Crab Eye

When a man wears jeans or pants that are too tight in the crotch area and the testicles are extenuated, one on each side of the crotch seam, thus visually protruding like crab eyes.

That guy's jeans were so tight he had crab eye every time he moved his legs.

by GatorZap January 22, 2014

crab attack

another phrase for being attacked by a huge cock thats bent at a 48 degree angle.

"whoaaa! did you see that crab attack that cassie got last night! Damn that looked like it did some damage"

by Jimmy88927 April 11, 2008

Crab Magnet

A Hor, Slut that attracts Crabs in the Genital Area

She is such a 'Crab Magnet'

by Karleigh Jones March 24, 2010

Crab Crew

Those group of kids in a class,that sleeps around and talks about nothing but sex. The whores of the class who supposedly have Crabs(pubic lice)

I don't like that girl stephanie i heard she was in the crab crew.

by J-SO March 23, 2007

mud crabs

The result of having anal intercourse on a regular basis with a woman with an excess amount of pubic hair in the area of the gooch,which results in fecal matter becomeing lodged in the hair which, resembles a crab.

I railed Jessica in the butt last night and this morning when i went back for more, she had a bad case of mud crabs.

by Greg Mow-Chow February 3, 2007

Crab Battle

An event or circumstance set to take place in the future which, if attended/experienced, can be predicted to produce catastrophic results for the individual expressing the term, including but not limited to serious injury and/or death.

Brian: "News is the DOOM movie /might/ not suck."

Jason: "Yeah, right. I declare it a crab battle."

Brian: "Stop saying that!"

by Blank September 28, 2005