Crab Eye

When a man wears jeans or pants that are too tight in the crotch area and the testicles are extenuated, one on each side of the crotch seam, thus visually protruding like crab eyes.

That guy's jeans were so tight he had crab eye every time he moved his legs.

by GatorZap January 22, 2014

Buzzard Balls

One who is always horny. Testicles that lead their owner to prey.

Hey Buzzard Balls, leave those girls alone and get home to your wife.

by GatorZap September 07, 2010