An amazing group of friends that sit together and know everyones private info. They are amazing and funny. Basically the best people you will ever meet.
by oneofthesisters September 22, 2019

by Wickster November 29, 2015

by I will sue your ass. October 4, 2022

Obese individuals lumbering through the warehouse club grazing on free samples in search of a Costco Lunch.
Jim: Did you make it to Costco today?
Chris: Yea, I had to navigate around the Club Cows clogging the aisles feasting on Biscuit Bites and Beef Jerky.
Chris: Yea, I had to navigate around the Club Cows clogging the aisles feasting on Biscuit Bites and Beef Jerky.
by HowMuchForTheRibs May 24, 2022

(Noun.) A piece of fecal matter containing a warm semen filling closely resembling the similarly titled cream-filled caramel candy.
The dexterous use of the man's penis into another's asshole produced a high-quality Cow Tale, hot off the line.
by theblackthunder September 12, 2014

when after shitting, the shit that wasn't wiped up completely gets smushed up against the sides of your asscheeks.
by ThatDude9.0 February 25, 2020
